fInIsHed!

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It’s over! I only had 15 minutes to defend myself against my ex-employer: the verdict is in February the 8th 2018. Of course, I was the only one doing so!

Lawyers have as much chance of winning or loosing a case as anyone for one simple reason: no emotions. The technicality of a case is already written in the files you transmit to the judge and the oral defense is the only way to add feelings to a legal case!

It is very sad that people do not grab this chance to fight back with their own words. Lawyers charge 500 Euros for 15 minutes for an oral defense because people are afraid of defending themselves!

nO sOunD!

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I kept on switching off my Iphone 6S: Loud/ Silent switch (manually) so I do not hear any call last month. No wonder why I am so bad at answering phone calls.
It took me ages to figure out why my Iphone 6S does not ring!

rEnEwed!

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I just renewed my advance directives regarding end-of-life (no pain, no aggressive therapy to maintain life, no reanimation, no invasive surgery, quick death – “fuck it all and let me die quickly and peacefully”). The advance directives and my organ donor card are in my bag. I would like also to be cremated. I really do not want any part of me buried somewhere, it seems creepy and simply expensive.

People make a big fuss about these issues that seem so straightforward to me.

sTeAk!

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I’d love to eat this steak!

cOoKiNg!

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I am not a bad cook and I enjoyed it:

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iPHone!

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The list of everday tasks for my Iphone 6S is growing quickly:

  1. Personal files access (cloud)
  2. Banking (app)
  3. Smart TV control (Netflix, Youtube, Cast)
  4. Reader (books)
  5. Movies (before bed time)
  6. Phone, SMS
  7. Scanner (HP Smart), Printing
  8. Payment (Revolut, Orange Bank, Apple Pay)
  9. Snapchat
  10. Social media (blog)

oNiOn!

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The president of the jury made a funny joke based on her own experience. Some murder cases without premeditation sadly came from couples during cooking time and, precisely, at the ONION STEP. When the wife was cutting the onion and she had a drink or two, it was not uncommon for a wife to stab her husband with whatever came handy and it often lead to death!

The president insisted saying: BEWARE OF THE ONION! STAY AWAY FROM THE ONION!

cOuPles!

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The proportion of people who were divorced, separated, or married multiple times maxed out at age 59. Couples should be prepared financially, mentally and physically to the reality of dying alone!

My neighbor seems completely lost.

10 kms!

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Perfect run! I am also in a very good mood.

fUnNy!

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I helped my new neighbor who replaced “Coucous dude” in the apartment above me. While I was fixing her printer she told me about her horrible life with her ex-husband:

  1. They divorced after 20 years because he cheated on her with a younger woman
  2. He stole all their belongings in their old house
  3. She sued him over the 2 apartments they owned together
  4. He burned her car last week and she filed a complaint! (luckily she was at her mother’s house so nothing happened here!)
  5. She hides her address from him because she is afraid of him!

Now that she is old, alone, sick and she can no longer have any kids, she asked me this question in a very naive way: “Would you like to get married?”

I shrewdly answered after looking at her for few seconds: “So which part of your hell on Earth would you like to recommend to me?”

She burst out into a warm laugh…and said “NONE”

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